Please comment and subscribe! This is me singing, just with an effect on it, and yeah its a joke, LOL. Hope you like it, lyrics: This was never the way I planned, not, my intention. I think I must’ve lost my mind, after my diagnosis its not what, I’m used to just, wanna eat some chairs not thinking, of how you’d feel, after this (CHORUS) I BIT A CHAIR AND I LIKED IT THE HTASTE OF CITRUS CAT SPRAY I BIT A CHAIR CAUSE I’VE LOST IT I HOPE THAT SEMI-GLOSSED TEAK DON’T MIND IT. IT FELT SO WRONG IT FELT SO RIGHT DON’T MEAN ITS OVER TONIGHT I BIT A CHAIR AND I LICKED IT, I LICKED IT. No, I don’t even know your type it, doesn’t matter, some kinda frayed flower print, stapled onto rotting log, its not what sane girls do, i lost my meds, okay. Leather lazyboys, are to damn seductive (CHORUS) Us chairs, we are so mystical gives you slivers but it don’t matter at all so comfortable, and to tempting, to hide it hey look, my disease is incurable (CHORUS)