I Love Ebay!

This song describes me very well, and I like Weird Al Yankovich songs a lot. So I put pictures together and made a video. These are the lyrics for the song: Yeah… A used, pink bathrobe… A rare, mint snow globe… A Smurf, TV tray… I bought on eBay. My house, is filled with this crap. Shows up in bubble wrap, Most every day, What I bought on eBay. Tell me why… (I need another pet rock) Tell me why… (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why… (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee) They had it on eBay! I’ll buy, your knick-knack. Just check, my feedback, “A++”! they all say, They love me on eBay! Gonna buy, (a slightly damaged golf bag) Gonna buy, (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway… Found him on eBay! I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa. Got Paypal or Visa, whatever’ll please ya As long as I’ve got the dough. I’ll buy, your tchotchkes. Sell me, your watch, please. I’ll buy… (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy…) I’m highest bidder! (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (From that worldwide garage sail) (Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray) Oh yeah…(I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) (Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre) (Found it on eBay) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don’t know why… The kind of stuff you’d throw away) (I’ll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay.