for those of you who dont know what a shoedini is, some asshole gorilla glue’d part of a money clip to the back of a shoe horn, duct-taped that shit to a fucking telescoping pointer, and called it an invention. well, maybe that might be a bit of a crude explination, but then again, i just dont fucking care. want a better explination, then get out your typin’ fingers and mosey on down to your keyboard and fucking google it. also, yeah i know im not wearing socks. its my own house, ill do what i want.